I haven't forgotten.
Nope.
How can I?
I mean THIS happened to my girl, Paula Deen.
Because of this incident...
Ham has been banned here.
Yep.
There will be no ham eaten in the "H" household.
I urge you to go on a HAM STRIKE with me.
We just can't let a ham hit Paula Deen in the face and GET AWAY WITH IT.
CAN WE?
Just say NO to ham, Y'all.
Just to clarify...
Ham sandwiches are ok.
yeah yeah yeah....
BUT ham on a sandwich is still ham (you say)
Nah, It's PROCESSED and PACKAGED and STUFF.
We are just boycotting ham that is shaped like a HAM.
Ya know, Ham that can HURT SOMEONE.
It's all good.
BUT
If you are still uneasy about the packaged stuff.....
I can make up a ham sandwich and toss it at Hunky Hubby's head.
Ya know, to see if it hurts.
*testing purposes*
P to the S: Paula, I'm doing this for you, girlfriend.
follow me on twitter?
@trendytykes
hint hint
Nope.
How can I?
I mean THIS happened to my girl, Paula Deen.
Because of this incident...
Ham has been banned here.
Yep.
There will be no ham eaten in the "H" household.
I urge you to go on a HAM STRIKE with me.
We just can't let a ham hit Paula Deen in the face and GET AWAY WITH IT.
CAN WE?
Just say NO to ham, Y'all.
Just to clarify...
Ham sandwiches are ok.
yeah yeah yeah....
BUT ham on a sandwich is still ham (you say)
Nah, It's PROCESSED and PACKAGED and STUFF.
We are just boycotting ham that is shaped like a HAM.
Ya know, Ham that can HURT SOMEONE.
It's all good.
BUT
If you are still uneasy about the packaged stuff.....
I can make up a ham sandwich and toss it at Hunky Hubby's head.
Ya know, to see if it hurts.
*testing purposes*
P to the S: Paula, I'm doing this for you, girlfriend.
follow me on twitter?
@trendytykes
hint hint
7 comments:
You are such a dork!
I don't eat ham, so my poor DH misses out on having ham too often. I will have ham for Christmas (as well as turkey for myself, kids, and everyone else who wants it)
Too funny! We will not be eating Ham, granted we never do, but this year will defiantly not eat it just for Paula :)
I never eat pork...
Can I have it if I promise not to throw it?
Lol!! I was hoping Paula would be following you by now!
LMAO! Glad I don't eat ham. The preservatives in it give me migraines. Guess I don't have to worry about getting hit with one then. Unless of course someone does a drive by hamming.
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